Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

In the Muslim world, much of it, they cannot conceive of something coming out of the United States that wouldn't be sanctioned by the government, because in their countries, everything is sanctioned by the government.

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them, I think it's pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would have hated your guts. And what's more, you would've hated them. They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris and thought the Bible was mostly bulls**t.

Ebola has arrived in New York City. And I say, 'if it can make it there...it can make it anywhere!'

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.