Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.
Bill MaherI hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?
Bill MaherLike it or not, we're still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
Bill MaherThat's America for you - a red herring culture, always scared of the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro and K Street.
Bill MaherWhat I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.
Bill MaherArnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry.
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