Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover.

New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you have to tell her it costs $204,000 to raise it until it turns eighteen, in 2028, where it will be a slave to the Chinese, in a radioactive world with no animals, fish, or plants.

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

There's no greater model, in my view, than Jesus Christ.

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads.