This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

A flu shot just compromises your immune system.

Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.

40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.

I didn't really think a lot about religion, but I didn't really think a lot against it, either. I was one of those people who didn't go to church, but when I got in trouble I kinda pleaded with God - whoever that was.