My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can't do for themselves. And that's mostly involved with the things that might kill you. And what might kill me? The environment and terrorism.

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations.

Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.

All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!