Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

President Obama invited John McCain to the White House to give his opinion on Egypt, specifically what it's like to be a mummy.

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a mafia wife.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.