Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking, what he secretly wants to change. Anger with Bush was based on what he actually did. What Bush was thinking didn't matter. Because he wasn't.

This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?

Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it."

Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border to get bin Laden, this week said, 'Of course I would have gotten bin Laden.' Even his Etch-A-Sketch went, seriously?

Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.