What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!
Bill MaherLast week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
Bill MaherThis week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
Bill MaherMitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just saying he was born on a Mormon compound. I'm not a 'Wifer' but for some reason he's never shown his original marriage certificate.
Bill Maher