Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?

Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and, for once, it wasn't your job.

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the Reverend Ted Haggard, was outed for drugs and extramarital gay sex with a male prostitute. Or as Fox News reported it, 'John Kerry hates our troops'.