In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.