Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With'; there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

You work, you get paid, you drink.

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.