I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.