Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.