Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

Cleveland is a really hard place, it's a very creative place, it feeds you creatively, but it's a very hard place to make a living creatively.