Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive... To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose