As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!