Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug's juices!

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?