HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
The problem with people is that they're only human.
What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?