I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.