I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

If you're a painter, it's simply taken for granted that you'll spend a lot of time in museums studying great paintings, but if you're a cartoonist, it used to be very hard to see an original cartoon drawing.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.