A REAL job is a job you hate.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!