I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.