Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.
Bill WattersonHey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?
Bill WattersonAh, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
Bill Watterson