I tell you all this because it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive. At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It's a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you'll probably take a few.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Scientific Progress goes boink?

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN