There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

I chose to tell the story visually, so that anyone of any age, from any country, could understand it.