Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Repetition is the death of magic.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

It's always better to leave the party early.

I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.