Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.