Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

Books are almost always better than the movies made from them, because there are things books do well and things movies do well, but usually those things don't overlap: the same with comics and animation.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!