Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

A playful mind is inquisitive, and learning is fun. If you indulge your natural curiosity and retain a sense of fun in new experience, I think you'll find it functions as a sort of shock absorber for the bumpy road ahead.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!