Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

I've always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren't moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration. There's great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.