I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I'm a misunderstood genius.
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!