I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future.