I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what?

I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.