Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.