So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)