Don't vote, it only encourages them.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

Try to live in a place you like.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.