Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Never trust people who've only got one book.
Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.