Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.