If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.