If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Never trust anybody with only one book.

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Try to live in a place you like.