People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

If you give people a chance, they shine.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.