People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.