People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

A fart is just your arse applauding.

Never trust anybody with only one book.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.