People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"