People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.

I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.