Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.