Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.