I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

Never trust anybody with only one book.

I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.

A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.