Don't work out, work in.
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have a history of going up and only doing eight minutes.
I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?