Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.