Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.