I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.

I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.

I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?