I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.