I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

Where do you go when you die? The same place you were before you were born; nowhere! It's over!

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.