I’ve come in and out of America for… well, I’ve lived here for 15 years. And I’ve played here for nearly 30 years. On and off. But I’ve always played to my fan base. And I can come and do two or three nights in New York or two or three nights in L.A., and all that. But when I go away, nobody knows I’ve been gone. You know, I don’t get reviewed or anything like that. So that’s why I’ve come back and done a longer time in a smaller place, in New York. It’s always the people who live here that get a chance to know me.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.