If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Never trust anybody with only one book.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!