Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.