When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.