I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

The more you know the less the better.