Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

Without arts programmes there's only reality TV, and reality TV needs the arts to show it what reality is.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!