I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.