I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.