I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
Billy Connolly,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.
Billy ConnollyLife is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
Billy ConnollyIt seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
Billy Connolly