Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.