When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.