If you give people a chance, they shine.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
Don't work out, work in.