When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.

Try to live in a place you like.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?