When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?