When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.