I don't aim to offend.
The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They've been offending other people for centuries.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.