If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.